Hilarious Aso Rock riddle by Reno Omokri

... And it is a rap, Lol

(PHOTOs): Decomposed Bodies of 85 African migrants wash up in the coastal town of Zuwara, Libya

On Thursday afternoon, June 2, a Red Cross official said, 85 migrants bodies who drowned why trying to cross the Mediterranean were found washed up from the beaches of the coastal town of Zuwara.

According to report from Reuter, the bodies are believed to be those migrants who perished in a string of shipwrecks that took place inside Libyan waters late last week. Al-Khamis al-Bosaifi said most of the migrants appeared to be from sub-Saharan Africa, though their bodies were decomposed and it was not clear when they drowned. The bodies of two children were among those recovered.

Super Eagles & Arsenal FC Starlet Alex Iwobi swank his diamond wrist watch

The Arsenal FC and Super Eagles starlet stylishly showoff his luxury diamond wrist watch

2016 Olympics: Samson Siasia includes Victor Moses and Troost-Ekong to his Provisional squad

Coach of Nigeria’s U-23 team, Samson Siasia, has included Chelsea winger, Victor Moses and Norway-based defender, William Troost-Ekong, to his provisional list of players for the 2016 Olympics to take place in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

It was initially thought that Super Eagles captain John Mikel Obi, Watford’s Odion Ighalo and Ahmed Musa of CSKA Moscow were the three over aged players Siasia will pick for the tournament in Rio, but Siasia has broadened his selection with the invitation of Moses and Troost-Ekong.

Niger Delta Avengers refute claims of attacking any military houseboat

Niger Delta Avengers have released a statement on their website, refuting media claims that they were involved in an attack on a military houseboat located inside the creek around Omadino, an Itsekiri community in Warri, Delta state at about 8:00pm on Wednesday June 1st.

According to media report, two soldiers and 5 civilians were killed in the attack. The statement release by the militants insists their war is on oil installations and not on any human life which includes that of military officers.

They say they will bring to justice those who killed the soldiers and civilians during the attack. Read their statement which was shared on their website below:

WTH! Couple spotted having Sex in Broad daylight at City Center

One lady had just bought lunch and sat down by the seaside to enjoy it when she spotted a frisky couple who couldn't wait to get a room somewhere in Ireland. The lady named Veronica says she was so shocked she couldn't finish her lunch.

She said: "I witnessed a couple having sex at 2.45pm on Tuesday across from Albert Quay. There was children passing going home from school, walking right by them. Myself and my friend were sitting down on the riverbank having lunch before we went back to work.

That Moment Neymar Jnr his taller than Michael Jordan ... Lol

Lol, when I first saw the picture I was like WTH how would Neymar be taller than M Jordan? In a new Nike Football boot photo shoot, Neymar Jr and NBA legend Michael Jordan who we know to 6′6″ team up and Neymar Jr appears taller ... Lol 

Anyway see why Neymar is taller below:

Niger Delta Avengers lunch attacked on Shell pipeline, Brass to Tebidaba Crude oil line

Niger Delta Avengers has claim attack on Shell pipeline, Brass to Tebidaba Crude oil line. This attack comes barely 24 hours after they attacked another oil installation in Bayelsa.

Nigerian Footballer Omeruo set to wed in Netherlands, See their Pre wedding Pictures

Nigerian Professional footballer, Lucky Omeruo who has caps for Nigeria junior team will be getting married to his partner on June 11, 2016 at party centrum Zichtenburg den Haag, Netherlands. 

The 20-year-old footballer who currently plays for Pembroke Athleta F.C. as a striker is the younger brother of Super Eagles and Chelsea FC center back, Kenneth Omeruo. 

See more lovely photo from their shoot:

Man United Coach Jose Mourinho spotted at Wembley during England Vs Portugal Game

Newly appointed Manchester United Coach Jose Mourinho last night was present at Wembley Stadium to watch the England vs Portugal game alongside his daughter Matilde Faria Mourinho, her boyfriend Danny Graham and two other family friends. 

The match saw England took a narrow victory courtesy a lone goal from United Defender, Chris Smally after Portugal Bruno Alves saw red card midway through the first half.

VIDEO: Dad takes a stunt dive to attack his daughter's murderer in court

A judge in Ohio had just told a serial sex offender and serial killer Michael Madison he was to receive a lethal injection for murdering a girl, the girl's father Van Terry who was present at the hearing couldn't take it anymore and took a stunt leap across a table to exact revenge.

The man's 18-year-old daughter Shirelda Terry, and two other women, Angela Deskins, 38, and Shetisha Sheele, 28, were all murdered by the killer in Ohio in a 9 months perios. Their bodies were found in July 2013 by police near East Cleveland apartment where Madison lived.

Multiple truck collision on Lokoga-Okene Road (PHOTOs)

The Federal Road Safety Corps shared these photos of a serious accident involving multiple trucks, along Lokoja-Okene road. 

By the time of this report, there was no details on the casualties and the cause of the accident. See more pictures from the scene:

Lagos State: 6 people killed in Fatal accident at Fadeyi

6 persons has been confirm dead in a fatal accident involving a commercial bus and a trailer. The incident occurred at Fadeyi bus stop in Lagos this morning. 

According eyewitness, body parts of some of the victims was seen across the road. The picture was shared by Twitter user @Xantaplus

See Photos from incident below:

Nollywood Actress Genevieve Nnaji show her twerking skills (VIDEO)

Nollywood Ace Actress, Genevieve Nnaji took her fans by surprise when she shared a throwback video from her intimate birthday bash held last month on her Instagram Page.

The screen goddess who has always held a strict disposition on social media, shows off her playful side as she twerked to Beyonce’s 'Daddy Lessons' in the video clip, while her excited friends, including supermodel, Oluchi Onweagba-Orlandi, yelled in excitement.

See video below:

Hilarious Billboard in Delta State causes online debate

So there was a debate online about an hilarious signboard (Picture Above) which reads: "Office of former deputy governor, legacy house, high court road, Asaba, Delta"

This is kinda rare... But why would you have an office of a Former Deputy Governor? 

Oh Dear! Kids destroys Exhibition Statue worth $15,000 minutes before Exhibition

A four-year-old boy pushed over and destroyed a giant figure at the opening of LEGO Expo in Ningbo, Zhejiang Province on Sunday. The statue was valued at $15,000.

The model was of Nick, a character from the movie Zootopia. The artist who made the statue spent three days constructing it brick by brick. He shared photos of the process on social media.

Ex Governor in EFCC Net Over N1.9billion Fraud

A former Acting Governor of Adamawa State, Umaru Fintiri, was reportedly detained by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) yesterday in connection with the ongoing probe of a N1.9billion fraud.

A top source who spoke with The Nation, said the ex-governor who is being investigated for alleged abuse of office and corruption, was invited by the EFCC but it became necessary to detain him to enable investigators to grill him.

PHOTOs: Meet the 19 years Old Youngest Billionaire in the World

Meet Alexandra Andresen the youngest billionaire in the world. This was revealed by Forbes in its 2016 ranking of the richest people on earth.

The Norwegian heiress, 19, is now worth $1.2 billion (£862 million). This was possible because In 2007 her father, Johan Andresen, transferred to her 42% of the stock in Ferd, the family's centuries-old private-investment company.

Oyo State House of Assembly Passes Bill Prohibiting Smoking in Public Places

Oyo State House of Assembly on Thursday passed a bill banning smoking in public places in the state. 

The “Bill to Regulate Smoking in Public Places and for Connected Purposes’’ also provides three to six months imprisonment or fine of between N15, 000 and N50, 000 for offenders. 

The bill was sponsored by Mr Segun Ajanaku and Mr Segun Olaleye, representing Ibadan South-West II and Ibadan North II constituencies, respectively. 

Supporting the passage of the bill, the Chairman of the assembly’s Committee on Health, Mr Silas Okunola, said that the bill was necessary for regulating smoking in designated places, include shopping centres, restaurants, public toilets and cinemas. 

Tafawa Balewa Square in the Lagos Island gutted by fire outbreak

Yesterday there was a fire outbreak at the Lagos National Assembly Annex located at Tafawa Balewa Square in the Lagos island area of the state popular called TBS.

It was gathered that firefighters came to the rescue and handled the blaze before it spread to other buildings. As at the time of this post, the cause of the fire has not yet be ascertain.

See more photos from the incident below:

Is Drake dating 19 years old Hailey Baldwin?

Is there something going on between Drake and Hailey? According to report, Drake and 19-year-old model Hailey Baldwin were reportedly getting ‘cozy’ at Drizzy’s Memorial Day weekend bash, but now they’re adding more fuel to the dating fire. The two were spotted on a date at Hollywood hotspot, The Nice Guy, on Tuesday night.

via TMZ:

Rapper Wiz Khalifa Sues Former Record Label for $1 Million

Wiz Khalifa has filed a new lawsuit against former manager, Benjy Grinberg, and former label, Rostrum Records and also asking the court to end a ‘360-deal’

via Variety:

The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday, contends that Grinberg and Rostrum acted as “faithless fiduciaries in direct contravention of their obligations to him.”

"I'm not dating Odell Beckham Jr" - Khloé Kardashian

Khloé Kardashian came out clean to debunk rumor that she was dating Odell Beckham Jr. In a series of Tweet from her official Twitter Page, the reality TV star confirm she is not dating the American footballer.

The rumors started over the weekend after they were spotted all up on each other (she was all up on him, actually) at Drake’s Memorial Day weekend pool party.

See Tweets below:

WTH! Man Accidentally Picks Up Wrong Kid from School

There was serious case of mistake identity as a grandfather in South Carolina when he tried to pick up his grandson from school earlier this month.

65-year-old Joseph Fuller mistook a 6-year-old boy named Tavon for his grandson, Quan, and took him home.v

Full Gist via AJC:

Official Report: Prince Died of an Opioid Overdose

A law-enforcement official revealed to The Associated Press that tests show Prince died of an opioid overdose.

The official, who is close to the investigation, spoke on condition of anonymity because apparently he’s authorized to speak to the media.

Meek Mill’s House Arrest Get Extended For Extra Days

Meek Mill’s house arrest sentence got extended for eight more days all because he didn’t follow the judge’s orders.

According to Gossip Site TMZ, sources connected to Meek’s camp tell us he got hit with an additional 8 days of house arrest to give him time to complete the right kind of community service, because he volunteered at all the wrong places. 

Woman beheaded in Kano over Blasphemy

It was drama on Thursday evening in Kano as some angry Muslims youths decapitated a woman trader over allegations that she blasphemed Prophet Muhammad. 

According to Sahara Report, the victim, who was said to be of Igbo extraction was accused of blasphemy during a religious argument at Wambai market. 

The woman, who sells plastics at the local market was in the company of her husband when she was murdered.

Al-Shabab attack on Mogadishu hotel scores dead

A suicide car bomber crashed his vehicle into a gate outside a hotel in the Somali capital, and the attack was followed by gunfire, killing at least 10 people including two members of parliament, police said.

Al-Shabab fighters claimed responsibility for Wednesday's attack targeting Mogadishu's Ambassador Hotel, which is frequented by diplomats, government officials and Somalis visiting from abroad.

"We attacked the hotel with a car bomb and we went inside. We shall give details later," Sheikh Abdiasis Abu Musab, al-Shabab's military operations spokesman, told Reuters.

As of 17:00 GMT on Wednesday, authorities told Al Jazeera that special forces have taken control of the hotel compound, and rescued many people inside the hotel. But eyewitnesses contradicted the report saying the fighting is still ongoing.

In Abia State: Gunmen Shoot Two Policemen Dead

The gunmen who are still unknown and who are suspected to be kidnappers have shot dead two policemen on a street in Aba, Abia State, as they made to escape with a businessman they had abducted in the city.

Police Area Commander in charge of Aba, ACP Peter Wagbara, had mobilised his men to block suspected escape routes that the kidnappers who had abducted a businessman at Tenant road were going to take.  

Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Strike Benue Communities again, Murder 15 People

About 15 people have died after suspected Fulani herdsmen on Monday invaded Igbongun com­munity in Tsaav Ward of Ukum Local Government Area of Benue State. About five people died were killed in the community. 

It was gathered that the attack started last Sunday when the herdsmen struck in Tse Wankyor in the same Tsaav Ward and killed 10 and injured several others. Yesterday’s incident brings the death toll from the two at­tacks to 15.

It was gathered that the armed herders numbering over 50 invaded the community through the neigh­bouring Kente settlement in Tara­ba State at 11pm on Monday and unleashed terror on the people with their sophisticated weapons. The herdsmen also took away six motorcycles belonging to people from the community.