See what Germany's 3rd Division Club is offering Cristiano Ronaldo to lure him to sign for them

Lol, what are they smoking at Fortuna Koln ... It would have been better if they ask him to come and take over ownership of their club

The third-tier German side, Fortuna Koln, has made a bid to sign Real Madrid superstar, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The club is offering the Portugal captain beer for life since they lack the money to sign him.

Ronaldo is rumored to be seeking a shock move away from Real Madrid due to his unhappiness over scrutiny of his tax situation in the Spain capital

Manchester United and Paris Saint-Germain have been linked with a swoop for the 32-year-old, while Bayern Munich on Monday dismissed media claims they are considering a bid as the “hoax of the day.”

Fortuna, who finished two points clear of the relegation zone in 3. Liga, have opted for a different approach in their bid to lure Ronaldo to Substation.

The club wrote on their twitter handle, “Hey @Cristiano, we’re still looking for a striker – we don’t have money, but we can offer you free Kolsch for life.”

Hey @Cristiano, we're still looking for a striker-we don't have money, but we can offer you free Kölsch for life 🙌🏻🍻⚽️ #ronaldo #fortuna pic.twitter.com/SzlaDoMfvQ

— Fortuna Köln (@fortuna_koeln) June 16, 2017