Came across this interesting piece on nairaland and think it is worthy to share. According to the writer, tosyn2much, this piece will help you know the attitudes exhibited by guys who have no girlfriends. Just sit back, relax and read along with me the ways to spot guys who have no girlfriends.
1. They Look Unkempt
Those who live in school hostel or have roommates can relate to this. These guys can wear a pair of boxers for at least three weeks without worrying about the stench emanating from it. This is because they feel no lady will be seeing their joysticks and boxers soon, therefore, regular waahing and replacement is not of utmost importance to them.
2. They Talk about Saving Money for their Future
Some of them are very easy to spot by the way they talk in public places. They talk about how ladies will deplete their chances of becoming rich and wealthy. They talk about how they have long been saving their hard earned money into their bank accounts for a rewarding future. Even if you check their bank alert messages, you not even find more than N2, 000 in it.
3. They regularly Visit the Brothel
Frustration and lack of body control usually lead some of them to the brothel where they stand the chance to cool off their joysticks. Many will agree with me (Tosyne2much) that the larger percent of young guys who often visit the brothel are those who have no girlfriends.
4. They are quick to say "Nigerian girls don tire me"
Not all single guys are happy about their status even though they will never admit it. Some are frustrated people and can easily be spotted on social media. They are aggressive people who are quick to unleash their anger on any innocent lady on social media.
5. They Masturbate Often
As funny as it sounds, some of these guys buy vaseline and bathing soap almost every week and you will begin to question their level of neatness. Since the possibility of getting laid is very slim, they resort to using vaseline as an alternative to ease their konji.
6. They Discourage their Friends from having Girlfriends
Since some of them have had awful relationship experiences and have been jilted by ladies, they see relationship as a waste of time. They are spotted swearing that thunder should strike them if their N10 ever reaches out to any lady. They discourage guys from buying their girlfriends gifts and are experts in giving advice on how to treat a lady with pain and cruelty.
7. They Hire Ladies during their Birthdays
When they organize birthday parties, they will hire ladies that will stand as girlfriends in order not to be put to shame when invited people are coming with their girlfriends. When the MC asks them to kiss the hired girlfriends, they will be sweating profusely like someone who lost his lifetime saving on MMM.
8. They remain Indoor on Valentine's Day
Another way to spot them is that they're locked up in their rooms on valentine's day, and when you ask them if they are taking their girlfriends on rendezvous, they will give you reasons as to why no girl on earth is worth celebrating val with.
9. They have stark of Porn on their phones
Their phones are usually passworded because of the numerous porn they keep in it. They are ardent lover of spartacus, Sparktan, 300 and or reality TV show such as BBA
10. They always have the same status in their respective social networks. Eg, Being single rocks, girls are gold diggers, money is my priority in life, when I make money ladies will chase me, etc.
Do you agree to any listed above? I can't tell because I am not single *winks*
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